For Twillight Fans out there, enough of this nonsense!
I have officially read all 3 of the books and I seriously considered doing 2 things.
1. Choke the Publisher of these books and demand for a refund.
2. Go for a brainwash.
Despite the universal plunge towards her books and vampiremania, I have still maintained my good sense thankfully.
The books reek of ineptitude of the greatest extent and I would rather read Harry Potter for the rest of my life than touch those books again.
The plot of those books is as bland as plain paper and the author will do us great good by killing herself. There is not a single shred of anything that is of interest in the pages she bound together and called a series.
The series reminds me of a deprived and desperate windbag in a futile attempt to capture the attention of its readers, precisely what the author is.
Stephanie Meyers is really a deluded and lonely loony who cannot come up with anything good. She should be hung, drawn and quartered for writing those blasphemous books, the greatest disservice anyone could had done for mankind!
Her writings are really wild, unrealistic and full of bull. Nothing in those books remotely resemble a romance series. She should take a course of Writing 101 or Romance 101.
Stephanie Meyers do not understand the meaning of true love and attempt to pen her very shallow and narrowminded thoughts into a romance novel. She should be shot for writing and thinking up such a disgusting plot.
The Twillight Series should be burned at the pyre and her author should be executed. The books written by her are totally shallow, unbecoming and baseless. They are full of wild thoughts imagined by a desperate woman who does nothing but daydreams.
There is nothing positive in the books and she attempts to cover up the boring plot by splitting it up into several books. She has the emotional range of a teaspoon and an intellect to match. Her feeble attempts at covering the boredom generated by the books through fancy titles and cover illustrations are laughable.
Her books make me think that she is a desperate and lonely woman living as a hermit on top of the mountains. Her wild imagination is further aggravated and churned by the constant visits of monkeys. Abject stupidity seems to be her most prominent trait.
Her books can go down into history as a desperately and devastatingly long series filled with idiocy at every turn. Its a total failure and its shameful to see such books enter the halls of literature. Its precisely these kind of books that are discouraging people to value books as it is.
Its a grossly overrated and overhyped series, targetted at shallow and thoughtless teenage females who have nothing to do but swoon and fawn over some fictional vampires. Her books are of no literary value and they are unappealing and disturbing.
I would even go as far as to say that her books are a disgust to the genre of romance. She is an inept writer and thank god, someone thwarted her plot to release ANOTHER sequel, Midnight Sun!
If I knew who that person was, I would send him/her flowers for doing such a great service to mankind. Stephanie Meyers should never write another book for the sake of our greater good. She is poisoning innocent minds with her blasphemous writings.
If I was given the right to crucify someone, Stephanie Meyers will be on the top of my list for the injustice she has borne to mankind!
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