1. Excessive use of swear words in cantonese

2. Elaborate and colourful glaring clothes

3. Overdone hair styles (to look special and unique as they say)

4. Gigantic shiny accesories (Eg: bling bling) hung in prominent places around the body

5. Excessive use of scarves and other unneccesary dressing material

6. Usage of enormous hand bags whenever he goes out. (N/A for womenfolk)

7. Excessive drama generated at the slightest thing

8. Extremely loud voice and tendency to walk in groups. When you walk in the mall, if you hear very loud voices talking in a very crude mixture of 8 languages, you know you are near a bunch.

9. Excessive giggling (N/A for men)

10. Tendency to be messy, have long hair and have their pants level at the hips (guys only)

11. Tendency to wear certain over revealing out fits meant for chicks with hot bodies and legs (miniskirts) that does not suit their bodies (Girls only)

12. Show signs of excessive vanity (Eg. always carrying around a mirror or other facial products) (Guys only)

13. Excessive usage of the photobooth in Capcom station

14. Tendency to Camwhore in all sorts of places, like toilets, carparks, roof top of malls, etc.

15. Call themselves weird, and often silly nicknames on friendster and other social networking sites

16. Have an enormous amount of edited photos of themselves with titles of "I know I am ugly...." etc on their friendster page.

17. Tendency to use weird emoticons and make funny signs with their hands to express themselves

If you sir has achieved 9 or more of the above signs, then you are officially a member of the growing Nation of Lala. You have now graduated from the University of Lala and is now free to move about and exhibit the above features. A certificate handmade and signed by the Dean and the Vice Dean will be sent to you in the period of 5 days. Upon perusal, it will self destruct within 5 seconds.

NORMAL PEOPLE, IN THE EVENT OF DETECTING MORE THAN 9 OF THE ABOVE SIGNS WHILE CONDUCTING THEIR DAILY BUSINESSES, ARE STRONGLY ADVISED THAT THE LALA NATION IS ON ITS DAILY ROUTINE. EITHER MOVE AWAY OR TURN BACK AND STARE AT THE BUNCH OF LALAS WITH A MENACING AND THREATENING GLARE.

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